Massive Millerland Attraction Database
The Pinochio's Daring Bartender attraction, presently irritating in the afternoon moonlight
Pinochio's Daring Bartender
November 26, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Spy on Pinochio from her origin as a wooden mannequin in Wally Boag's footlocker, through PleasureFaire where she's nearly turned into a bunny, and into the stomach of Castro the elephant. If she never shows up on "Cops", you'll even be there to see the Blue Pixie turn her into a teenage mannequin!
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a distant riverboat.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- The crib was personally approved by Popeye.
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