Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pinochio's Damping Journey attraction during refurbishment
Pinochio's Damping Journey
February 6, 1996
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Stalk Pinochio from her humble beginnings as a wooden finger-puppet in Paul Pressler's woodpile, through PleasureTown where she's magically turned into a Democrat, and into the mouth of Willie the porpoise. If she gets out, you'll even see the Blue Bayou Brass turn her into a woodless finger-puppet!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction second thing in the evening.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, odd growths, water-soluable clothing, or chin issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from May 6 until about November 2.
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