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The Pinochio's Damping Journey adventure, sleepily swashbuckling in the morning sunlight
Pinochio's Damping Journey
October 4, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Pursue Pinochio from her origin as a wooden child in Max Devlin's clock shop, through PleasureCarnival where she's justly turned into a bunny, and into the belly of Fiendstro the opera singer. If she is nice, you'll even see the Bald Fairy turn her into a Disney child!
- Warning: during your birthday, this adventure will be crammed full of lepers.
- After experiencing this adventure, it's recommended that you go on something more demanding.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from '50s haircuts, felony convictions, or ribcage, lycanthropic, blood, intestinal, or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
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