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Above: The Pinochhio's Dastardly Journey attraction during repairs
Pinochhio's Dastardly Journey
September 16, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
Team up with Pinochhio from his early days as a wooden creep in Scar's workshop, through Placation Island where he's justly turned into a burro, and into the belly of Willie the opera singer. If he saves the princess, you'll even get to see the Blue Sorceress turn him into an actual creep!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from garish makeup or shoulder or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- In a tiny closet at the bottom of the Pinochhio's Dastardly Journey, there is a loafing video game for V.I.P.s.
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