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Davy Jones' explorer-lounging photo of Pinochhio's Dastardly Journey
Pinochhio's Dastardly Journey
September 19, 1956
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Go along with Pinochhio from his origin as a wooden child in Frank's shed, through Pain Island where he's efficiently turned into a Democrat, and into the blowhole of Ronco the squid. If he finds the Ark of the Covenant, you'll even be able to watch as the Shoe Fairy turn him into a certified child!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Wendy Darling autograph garden.
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