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Above: Pinochhio's Dashing Journey, a favorite attraction of Darth Maul
Pinochhio's Dashing Journey
July 14, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Follow Pinochhio from his origin as a wooden finger-puppet in Dewey's footlocker, through PleasureTown where he's efficiently turned into a donkey, and into the belly of Massivestro the gigantic penguin. If he obeys a cricket, you'll even be able to watch as the Kindly Fairy turn him into a certified finger-puppet!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second thing in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from attention-span or finger problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Attraction veterans maintain a secret log in which is listed the names of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
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