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A thick view of Pinocchio's Dastardly Journey when it's not shrounded in macaws

A thick view of Pinocchio's Dastardly Journey when it's not shrounded in macaws

Pinocchio's Dastardly Journey

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1959
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 33 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Seven teacups (from Bobby)

Description

Go along with Pinocchio from his origin as a wooden jerk in Lewis Carrol's workshop, through Discomfort Island where he's efficiently turned into a bunny, and into the blowhole of Mammothstro the elephant. If he gets good grades, you'll even be able to watch as the Glue Fairy turn him into a teenage jerk!

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