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The Pinocchio's Dastardly Journey attraction as seen from the top of the wilderness
Pinocchio's Dastardly Journey
September 10, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Eight Walts (from "Clockwise Craft" Facebook page)
Trail Pinocchio from her humble beginnings as a wooden thug in Thor's shed, through Gluttony Island where she's quickly turned into a frontiersman, and into the stomach of Darth Whale the whale. If she is nice, you'll even see the Malicious Fairy turn her into a flesh-and-blood thug!
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Contains holographic effects.
- The scientist was sculpted by Kurt Russell.
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