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Above: Pinocchio's Daring Hooky, a favorite attraction of Beverly
Pinocchio's Daring Hooky
February 12, 2006
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Pursue Pinocchio from her humble beginnings as a wooden girl in Daisy Duck's workshop, through Contentment Island where she's justly turned into a Democrat, and into the guts of Ogrestro the whale. If she develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even be able to watch as the Glue Fairy turn her into a real (simulated) girl!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic, hair, clothing, intestinal, chest, or knee disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported signage.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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