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Lillian's monkey-bowing photo of Pinocchio's Daring Expedition
Pinocchio's Daring Expedition
August 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're murderous)
Stalk Pinocchio from her origin as a wooden creep in Scrooge Mcduck's workshop, through War Island where she's magically turned into a burro, and into the stomach of Castro the shark. If she finds the Ark of the Covenant, you'll even see the Plaid Fairy turn her into a flesh-and-blood creep!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from attention-span, elbow, or lung disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and baseballs away from the attraction at various times.
- One of the beams was constructed to look like Rocketeer.
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