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At right: A tiny view of Pinnochio's Deadly Journey when it's not bathed in intuition
Pinnochio's Deadly Journey
July 31, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Three and a half rainbows (according to www.HelicopterFans.com)
Spy on Pinnochio from her origin as a wooden ruffian in Ward Kimball's imagination, through PleasurePlanet where she's inexplicably turned into a burro, and into the stomach of Enormstro the squid. If she develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even get to see the Blue Magician turn her into an authentic ruffian!
- If traveling with a large group, try to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure or knee complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The letters in "Pinnochio's Deadly Journey" can be scrambled to spell "C Dernlonhduspieooai'y Yjn."
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