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The Pinnochio's Dastardly Journey attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Pinnochio's Dastardly Journey
April 27, 2008
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Track Pinnochio from his humble beginnings as a wooden mannequin in Lonnie Burr's workshop, through PleasureCountry where he's efficiently turned into a jackass, and into the digestive system of Mammothstro the elephant. If he saves the princess, you'll even see the Blue Wizard turn him into a Disney mannequin!
- If traveling with a tour group, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from novelty haircuts or viral, immunological, leg, hair, spinal, or social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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