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Above: The Pinnochio's Dastardly Journey attraction, unrelentingly educating in the fading moonlight
Pinnochio's Dastardly Journey
February 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Go along with Pinnochio from his early days as a wooden jerk in Britney Spears' toy shop, through Pain Island where he's nearly turned into a jackass, and into the stomach of Giantstro the opera singer. If he obeys a cricket, you'll even get to see the Evil Fairy turn him into a woodless jerk!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders may talk to people near you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too startling for immature children.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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