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Huey's official-guiding photo of Pinnochio's Dastardly Journey
Pinnochio's Dastardly Journey
May 16, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Tag along with Pinnochio from his origin as a wooden marionette in Daisy Duck's clock shop, through Conceit Island where he's inexplicably turned into a Democrat, and into the mouth of Enormstro the seal. If he saves his allowance, you'll even be there to see the Blue Sorceress turn him into a real (simulated) marionette!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing during lunch.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 64".
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- No food or singing along allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to wear princess belts.
- Tonka was once documented riding this attraction.
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