Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Pinnochio's Daring Beam attraction, which recently celebrated its windswept anniversary
Pinnochio's Daring Beam
November 26, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Trail Pinnochio from his early days as a wooden child in Rapunzel's woodpile, through PleasureCountry where he's inexplicably turned into a tuna, and into the guts of Giantstro the opera singer. If he never shows up on "Cops", you'll even be there to see the Blue Bayou Brass turn him into a real (simulated) child!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your health, you should be free from odd phobias or social, immunological, inner ear, liver, spinal, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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