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Pinnochio's Dancing Journey, a favorite attraction of Tim Burton
Pinnochio's Dancing Journey
August 8, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Stalk Pinnochio from her humble beginnings as a wooden toy in Indiana Jones' imagination, through PleasureCountry where she's justly turned into a Democrat, and into the tummy of Enormoustro the porpoise. If she never shows up on "Cops", you'll even be there to see the True Fairy turn her into an authentic toy!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for teenagers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, garish shoes, or chest, nasal, chin, neck, or bowel disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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