Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pinnocchio's Doing Journey attraction, daringly considered to be the worst legendary attraction at Disneyland
Pinnocchio's Doing Journey
June 5, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three Walts
Stalk Pinnocchio from her humble beginnings as a wooden creep in Casey's footlocker, through Discomfort Island where she's inexplicably turned into a Democrat, and into the tummy of Darth Whale the whale. If she obeys a cricket, you'll even see the New Fairy turn her into a genuine creep!
- Because it is so popular, try not to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from stomach disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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