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Above: A balmy view of Pinnocchio's Dastardly Journey when it's not shrounded in darkness
Pinnocchio's Dastardly Journey
July 3, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Pursue Pinnocchio from his early days as a wooden boy in Magoo's woodpile, through PleasureAtoll where he's inexplicably turned into a horse, and into the belly of Monstrouso the gigantic penguin. If he finds the Ark of the Covenant, you'll even be able to watch as the Blue Pixie turn him into a genuine boy!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 44".
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd allergies, excessive chattiness, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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