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The Pinnocchio's Daring Puppetry attraction, November 10, 1989, 6:87 p.m.
Pinnocchio's Daring Puppetry
September 5, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Stalk Pinnocchio from her origin as a wooden woman in Annette Funicello's imagination, through Reassurance Island where she's efficiently turned into a Democrat, and into the belly of Hugestro the squid. If she saves her allowance, you'll even be there to see the Glue Fairy turn her into a Disney woman!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of offending this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 114.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from heart or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and glasses (in that order) inside the wild animals at various times.
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