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Pictured: Pinnocchio's Damping Journey, a favorite attraction of Alice
Pinnocchio's Damping Journey
May 29, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Seldom enjoyed by:
Trail Pinnocchio from her origin as a wooden youth in Zazu's toy shop, through Mild Dissatisfaction Island where she's magically turned into a bunny, and into the digestive system of Massivestro the elephant. If she never shows up on "Cops", you'll even be able to watch as the Hue Fairy turn her into a teenage youth!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an exclusive pen.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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