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The Piccolo's Daring Escape attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the finest tiki attraction at Disneyland
Piccolo's Daring Escape
July 23, 2005
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're windswept)
Track Piccolo from her early days as a wooden youth in Merlin Jones' shed, through PleasureCarnival where she's efficiently turned into a Democrat, and into the blowhole of Moby the shark. If she develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even be there to see the Transparent Fairy turn her into a teenage youth!
- If traveling with a large group, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more stimulating.
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- Darkness may be too boring for consumers.
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