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Penultimate's Dastardly Journey, a favorite show of Robon Crusoe
Penultimate's Dastardly Journey
August 17, 2007
Avg. queue length:
X and a half tikis
Go along with Penultimate from his humble beginnings as a wooden boy in Kaa's workshop, through PleasureAvenue where he's justly turned into a vest, and into the tummy of Bigstro the opera singer. If he obeys a cricket, you'll even see the Blue Angel turn him into a genuine boy!
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you were practically made for this show.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from blinding shoes or knee, brain, wrist, personal, or social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light illusions that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your head and glasses (in that order) away from the other guests at significant times.
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