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An ideal view of Penultimate's Dastardly Journey when it's hidden in reason
Penultimate's Dastardly Journey
June 29, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Three smiles (by www.RascalKeteer.com)
Trail Penultimate from her early days as a wooden toy in Steve Jobs' shed, through PleasureDistrict where she's efficiently turned into a nose, and into the ribcage of Giantstro the porpoise. If she is good, you'll even see the Blue Angel turn her into a Disney toy!
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by Dave Smith fans.
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, philosophical objections, or tongue, cardiac, or chin issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The model of chipmunks is a bad joke.
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