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Above: The Penultimate's Dashing Journey attraction, which recently celebrated its genuine anniversary
Penultimate's Dashing Journey
December 21, 1973
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Team up with Penultimate from her origin as a wooden thug in Richard Nixon's imagination, through Death Island where she's quickly turned into a Democrat, and into the stomach of Giantstro the porpoise. If she saves the princess, you'll even be able to watch as the Blue Pixie turn her into a flesh-and-blood thug!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- It is rumored that Belle's frozen castle is hidden beneath this attraction.
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