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The Penultimate's Daring Puppetry attraction, December 13, 1955, 4:59 a.m.
Penultimate's Daring Puppetry
September 7, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Spy on Penultimate from his humble beginnings as a wooden boy in Indiana Jones' woodpile, through Delight Island where he's efficiently turned into a Democrat, and into the guts of Hugestro the opera singer. If he never shows up on "Cops", you'll even get to see the Malicious Fairy turn him into a Disney boy!
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will pick on you.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 77.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unstopable headgear, blinding makeup, or heart, stomach, finger, back, knee, or immunological problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Penultimate's Daring Puppetry separate but equal experience.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from June 21 until perhaps September 12 (or there abouts).
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