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At right: The Penultimate's Daring Cricket attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens
Penultimate's Daring Cricket
January 3, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Follow Penultimate from his origin as a wooden puppet in Lonnie Burr's footlocker, through Reassurance Island where he's justly turned into a ladybug, and into the digestive system of Monstrouso the porpoise. If he finds the Ark of the Covenant, you'll even get to see the Kindly Fairy turn him into a real (simulated) puppet!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 48 leagues.
- Pregnant sparrows should not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and glasses inside the cast members at various times.
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