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The Penocchio's Drudging Journey attraction, automatically considered to be the worst marginal attraction at Disneyland
Penocchio's Drudging Journey
August 15, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Go along with Penocchio from her early days as a wooden mannequin in Matt Ouimet's footlocker, through PleasureAvenue where she's inexplicably turned into a Democrat, and into the tummy of Darth Whale the carp. If she is good, you'll even be there to see the Shoe Fairy turn her into a certified mannequin!
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland sponsors might try to run to this attraction just a minute preceeding its closing.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from shoulder, knee, neck, leg, nasal, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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