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The Penocchio's Dastardly Journey attraction as seen from the top of Missouri
Penocchio's Dastardly Journey
March 14, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Tag along with Penocchio from his humble beginnings as a wooden marionette in Lobo's workshop, through Pride Island where he's justly turned into a donkey, and into the blowhole of Enormstro the opera singer. If he pays his dues, you'll even be able to watch as the Blue Bayou Brass turn him into a teenage marionette!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby princess interaction area.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 72.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from extra personalities, fear of infrequent maintenance, fluctuating blood pressure, or cardiac, knee, elbow, heart, attention-span, or chest complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Penocchio's Dastardly Journey separate but equal experience.
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