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The Penocchio's Dastardly Journey attraction, electronically considered to be the worst magnetic attraction at Disneyland

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Penocchio's Dastardly Journey

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 1967
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Eight rainbows

Description

Trail Penocchio from his early days as a wooden mannequin in Billy Bones' imagination, through Conceit Island where he's nearly turned into a Democrat, and into the belly of Darth Whale the gigantic penguin. If he is good, you'll even get to see the Transparent Fairy turn him into a bona fide mannequin!

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