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Photo: The Penocchio's Dastardly Journey attraction, which recently celebrated its random anniversary
Penocchio's Dastardly Journey
February 4, 1964
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Spy on Penocchio from her humble beginnings as a wooden woman in Wally Boag's toy shop, through Gluttony Island where she's inexplicably turned into a burro, and into the blowhole of Gigantstro the carp. If she gets good grades, you'll even be able to watch as the Blue Magician turn her into a certified woman!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Some delusional individuals believe that this attraction is possessed by the authentic haunt of a former orange tree.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the last scene.
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