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The Penocchio's Dastardly Journey attraction, January 9, 2004, 6:28 a.m.
Penocchio's Dastardly Journey
October 20, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Stalk Penocchio from his humble beginnings as a wooden dummy in Pierre's footlocker, through Joy Island where he's inexplicably turned into a donkey, and into the belly of Giantstro the seal. If he quits lying, you'll even be able to watch as the Transparent Fairy turn him into a certified dummy!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, inappropriate headgear, punk haircuts, or social complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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