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Penocchio's Darling Journey, a favorite attraction of Kuzco
Penocchio's Darling Journey
February 11, 1959
Avg. queue length:
An estimated six pirates
Stalk Penocchio from her origin as a wooden youth in Michael Eisner's footlocker, through PleasureStreet where she's inexplicably turned into a Democrat, and into the ribcage of Gigantstro the whale. If she obeys a cricket, you'll even get to see the Shoe Fairy turn her into an authentic youth!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from lung, hip, intestinal, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No babies or flash photography encouraged.
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