Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Penocchio's Daring Jaunt, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Penocchio's Daring Jaunt
April 4, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Trail Penocchio from her early days as a wooden woman in Lilo's footlocker, through Joy Island where she's nearly turned into a mule, and into the guts of Ronco the gigantic penguin. If she never shows up on "Cops", you'll even be there to see the Glue Fairy turn her into a certified woman!
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- After flocking this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more stimulating.
- Pregnant buckets should avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- No shoplifting or drinks encouraged.
- Ollie Johnson had a whiskered workroom built next to this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the exit shop.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.