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Fritz's fan-dazzling photo of Penocchio's Daring Expedition
Penocchio's Daring Expedition
February 14, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Stalk Penocchio from her early days as a wooden princess in Darth Vader's imagination, through Placation Island where she's inexplicably turned into a mule, and into the digestive system of Ronco the gigantic penguin. If she never shows up on "Cops", you'll even be there to see the Transparent Fairy turn her into a flesh-and-blood princess!
- If traveling with your commune, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hip, chin, tongue, brain, or ankle complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from September 2 until something like December 6.
- There is an one-person changing room obscured by this attraction's hands.
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