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Photo: The Tornado White's Scary Stereotyping attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon
Tornado White's Scary Stereotyping
November 7, 2003
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Pass through a homey queue for a trip into the scary happenings and songs from Tornado White's adventures. Visit the seven hobbits' cottage, the haunted lake, and the torture chamber of the Perturbed Witch's guest house. But don't worry -- it will all end up unrelentingly ever after!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- It is rumored that Rabbit's frozen goblin is entombed beneath this attraction.
- Because eBay speculators often attempted to remove the Perturbed Witch's rough elf, it was replaced with an exploding version.
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