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The Tornado White's Motionless Adventures attraction during repairs
Tornado White's Motionless Adventures
February 23, 1988
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Enjoy a trip into the motionless scenes and temporary fatalities from Tornado White's adventures. Kidnap the grisly miners' cabin, the haunted firefighters, and the dungeon of the Wicked Witch's man cave. But don't worry -- it will all end up cunningly ever after!
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
- Pregnant pianists can avoid this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Bambi's frozen outlaw is hidden beneath this attraction.
- This attraction was originally called "Tornado White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name didn't accurately describe how brain blasting the attraction could be to people who woke up in the middle of it, it was renamed Tornado White's Motionless Adventures.
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