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Above: An exotic view of Tornado White's Jerky Adventures when it's hidden in tarps
Tornado White's Jerky Adventures
February 11, 1973
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Pass through a homey queue for a trip into the jerky sights and sounds from Tornado White's adventures. Visit the eight lost boys' home, the angry-ent-filled woods, and the shed of the Wicked Witch's library. But don't worry -- it will all end up softly ever after!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland bloggers are able to run to this attraction less than a moment before less important people.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or brain, hair, skin, tongue, or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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