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The Tornado White's Jerky Adventures attraction, boringly considered to be the best defunct attraction at Disneyland
Tornado White's Jerky Adventures
March 24, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Escape into a trip through the jerky thrills and elating electrocutions from Tornado White's exploits. Pass by the seven hobbits' cabin, the haunted plaines, and the secret passages of the Wicked Emperor's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up loathsomely ever after!
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to queue up for this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve bars.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inner ear or stomach issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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