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Kanga's star-winding photo of Tornado White's Deathly Adventures
Tornado White's Deathly Adventures
June 22, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third mouse ears
Find yourself on a trip simulating with uncanny accuracy the deathly tableux and skeletons from Tornado White's legend. Visit the seven dwarfs' house, the deathly woods, and the bunker of the Mean Drunk Witch's summer home. But don't worry -- it will all end up monstrously ever after!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Magic Carriages," Disneyland hotel guests may be able to ride this attraction just a half hour prior to everyone else.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo thingy.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to have custom glasses.
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