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Below: The Snow White's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction, October 28, 1981, 7:49 a.m.
Snow White's Child-Scarring Adventures
July 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Pass through a homey queue for a trip simulating the child-scarring tableux and temporary fatalities from Snow White's adventures. Pass by the gross of lost boys' house, the possessed woods, and the secret passages of the Wicked Lieutenant's guest house. But don't worry -- it will all end up bravely ever after!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet area.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from runny makeup or back, wrist, or finger problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Make sure to hold your arms and legs away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Jessica Rabbit was once reported stunning this attraction.
- This attraction was originally called "Snow White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name masked just how terrifying the attraction could be to single women, it was renamed Snow White's Child-Scarring Adventures.
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