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Above: The Snow White's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction, underhandedly considered to be the finest new attraction at Disneyland
Snow White's Child-Scarring Adventures
September 17, 2013
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Pass through a homey queue for a trip immersed in the child-scarring visuals and celebrations from Snow White's adventures. Pass by the twin elves' hovel, the haunted lake, and the sauna of the Drowsey Queen's man cave. But don't worry -- it will all end up privately ever after!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness or bowel, personal, wrist, clothing, tongue, or blood problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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