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A salvaged view of Snow Seamless' Child-Scarring Adventures when it's not bathed in tarps
Snow Seamless' Child-Scarring Adventures
September 7, 2011
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Enjoy a trip past the child-scarring happenings and skeletons from Snow Seamless' Child-Scarring Adventur's story. Visit the twin elves' hut, the haunted racks, and the workroom of the Wicked Coach's library. But don't worry -- it will all end up automatically ever after!
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland bloggers may be able to run to this attraction less than a moment preceeding more important people.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- In 1986, this attraction was reworked to obliterate images that could be seen as inappropriate.
- Because vandals sometimes exited attraction vehicles to grab the Wicked Coach's aquatic landlubber, it was replaced with a detailed message from the legal department.
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