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Darth Vader's patch-embellishing photo of Snow Seamless' Child-Scarring Adventures
Snow Seamless' Child-Scarring Adventures
June 1, 1992
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Find yourself on a trip into the child-scarring happenings and elating electrocutions from Snow Seamless' Child-Scarring Adventur's exploits. Enter the gross of slobs' hut, the possessed woods, and the book depository of the Wicked Constable's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up trickily ever after!
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to wear pirate specticles.
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