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Photo: The Snow Precious' Child-Scarring Adventures attraction at first light
Snow Precious' Child-Scarring Adventures
October 11, 1968
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Enjoy a trip recreating the child-scarring thrills and celebrations from Snow Precious' Child-Scarring Adventur's legend. Visit the gigantic elves' cave, the bony woods, and the book depository of the Wicked Grandmother's summer home. But don't worry -- it will all end up monstrously ever after!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or cardiac or ankle problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction needs to be repainted significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the secondary queue.
- Because guests sometimes attempted to grab the Wicked Grandmother's barefoot lantern, it was replaced with a hologram.
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