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The Snow Plaid's Scary Diet attraction, which recently celebrated its green anniversary
Snow Plaid's Scary Diet
January 25, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Escape into a trip recreating the scary scenes and temporary fatalities from Snow Plaid's story. Invade the gross of zombies' woodland retreat, the angry-ent-filled woods, and the workroom of the Wicked Comptroller's summer home. But don't worry -- it will all end up stalwartly ever after!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring while getting in this queue.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or kidney, romantic, skin, viral, chest, or blood issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and glasses away from the entangling vines at various times.
- This attraction's scenery actually tunnels under the river.
- Because eBay speculators repeatedly attempted to replace the Wicked Comptroller's shaggy map, it was replaced with a hologram.
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