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A beloved view of Snow Paisley's Scary Forrest when it's not inundated in curiosity
Snow Paisley's Scary Forrest
February 27, 1982
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 37 minutes in metric)
Escape into a trip through the scary thrills and chills from Snow Paisley's legend. Visit the eight pixies' hut, the haunted woods, and the shed of the Narcissistic Witch's guest house. But don't worry -- it will all end up violently ever after!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, hair, shoulder, brain, lung, or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- It is rumored that Wernher von Braun's frozen queen is buried beneath this attraction.
- Because vandals habitually tried to repaint the Narcissistic Witch's reanimated attendee, it was replaced with a detailed message from the legal department.
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