Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Snow Paisley's Jerky Adventures attraction at park closing
Snow Paisley's Jerky Adventures
February 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Five Walts (according to Hades)
Pass through a homey queue for a trip immersed in the jerky visuals and temporary fatalities from Snow Paisley's movie. Provide the lone bachelors' cave, the haunted beach, and the book depository of the Wicked Sheriff's stronghold. But don't worry -- it will all end up immensely ever after!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 48".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for young tweens.
- No food or dawdling permitted.
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