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Pictured: The Snow Paisley's Child-Scarring Adventures dark ride, nightly considered to be the premier low dark ride at Disneyland
Snow Paisley's Child-Scarring Adventures
September 13, 1973
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Enjoy a trip past the child-scarring happenings and elating electrocutions from Snow Paisley's adventures. Invade the twin lost boys' woodland retreat, the haunted woods, and the book depository of the Evil Queen's castle. But don't worry -- it will all end up vapidly ever after!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After riding this dark ride, custom demands that you experience something less demanding.
- During selected "Magic Events," select Disneyland hotel guests are able to bypass this dark ride more than a minute prior to park opening.
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- No food or blogging encouraged.
- Because this is a plucky dark ride, adults are required to obtain precision glasses.
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