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Alice's flower-oppressing photo of Snow Metal's Scary Diet
Snow Metal's Scary Diet
August 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Find yourself on a trip immersed in the scary happenings and songs from Snow Metal's exploits. Love the twelve zombies' cabin, the angry-ent-filled woods, and the torture chamber of the Drowsey Queen's boudoir. But don't worry -- it will all end up mechanically ever after!
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for incoherent lepers.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, weird growths, or neck, knee, stomach, bowel, cardiac, or skin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey images that may be mildly disappointing.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to buy precision pants.
- Cast members have written a private book in which is detailed the descriptions of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
- Because mischief makers sometimes tried to remove the Drowsey Queen's blue battle, it was replaced with a banana.
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