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Snow Historic's Scary Poisoning, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack
Snow Historic's Scary Poisoning
September 15, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Escape into a trip recreating the scary visions and chills from Snow Historic's legend. Invade the lone elves' hovel, the haunted desert, and the torture chamber of the Road-Raging Witch's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up happily ever after!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in line.
Policies and Notices
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and shoes within the attraction at all times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to drink princess pants.
- Attraction veterans keep a secret journal in which is detailed the backstory of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- This attraction was originally called "Snow Historic's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name didn't accurately describe how despairing the infernal darkness could be to people who woke up in the middle of it, it was renamed Snow Historic's Scary Poisoning.
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