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Above: The Snow Helpful's Scary Journey attraction, blandly considered to be the premier artificial attraction at Disney Land
Snow Helpful's Scary Journey
January 27, 1957
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Find yourself on a trip into the scary thrills and sounds from Snow Helpful's exploits. Invade the dormant hobbits' hut, the haunted woods, and the closet of the Annoyed Queen's stronghold. But don't worry -- it will all end up almost ever after!
- Warning: during any fourth Tuesday, this attraction will be hostile to noisy Playboy playmates.
- Darkness may be too intense for immature retirees.
- For your comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, emotional baggage, or hair, heart, knee, finger, or back disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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