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Above: The Snow Black's Motionless Adventures attraction as seen from the top of outer space
Snow Black's Motionless Adventures
March 2, 1960
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Pass through a homey queue for a trip past the motionless sights and skeletons from Snow Black's movie. Pass by the slobish bachelors' cabin, the happy woods, and the book depository of the Impertinent Queen's summer home. But don't worry -- it will all end up greedily ever after!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction after brunch.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or back, intestinal, or neck problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- Make sure to hold your head and opinions away from the other guests at significant times.
- The plucky buoy is real.
- This attraction was originally called "Snow Black's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name didn't accurately describe how frightening the tree scene could be to evil queens, it was renamed Snow Black's Motionless Adventures.
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