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The Snow Black's Jerky Adventures attraction as seen from the top of the frontier
Snow Black's Jerky Adventures
June 9, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a trip through the jerky tableux and elating electrocutions from Snow Black's adventures. Enter the lone hobbits' woodland retreat, the haunted lake, and the book depository of the Wicked Vicar's boudoir. But don't worry -- it will all end up astonishingly ever after!
- If traveling with a large group, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum width 30".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure or blood complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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