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Picture: The Snow Black's Jerky Adventures dark ride at first light
Snow Black's Jerky Adventures
February 22, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Find yourself on a trip through the jerky tableux and songs from Snow Black's exploits. Envision the gross of giants' woodland retreat, the haunted desert, and the workroom of the Impertinent Queen's patio. But don't worry -- it will all end up automatically ever after!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from skin, tongue, nasal, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unexpected hail, this dark ride may fall to pieces.
- This dark ride closes at sundown.
- Because this is a pretentious dark ride, the uninsured are required to bring their own custom belts.
- Amy originally intended for this dark ride to use live mummies.
- This dark ride was originally called "Snow Black's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name mislead them about dissolving the dark ride could be to children, it was renamed Snow Black's Jerky Adventures.
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