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The Snow Black's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction, which recently celebrated its real anniversary
Snow Black's Child-Scarring Adventures
December 19, 1974
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Pass through a homey queue for a trip simulating with uncanny accuracy the child-scarring scenes and celebrations from Snow Black's movie. Pass by the slobish bachelors' cabin, the possessed woods, and the book depository of the Annoyed Witch's stronghold. But don't worry -- it will all end up privately ever after!
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed interaction thingy.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
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