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The Slush White's Scary Stereotyping train, December 30, 1982, 12:04 p.m.
Slush White's Scary Stereotyping
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 28, 1968
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Eight guests
Description
Pass through a homey queue for a trip into the scary happenings and temporary fatalities from Slush White's exploits. Invade the eight giants' hovel, the haunted chaparral, and the secret passages of the Drowsey Queen's guest house. But don't worry -- it will all end up terminally ever after!
Touring Advice
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you will want to avoid this train.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may avoid this train.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from familial, knee, or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this train particularly annoying.
Trivia
- On its last day before closing permanently, the Slush White's Scary Stereotyping sleepily sank.
- Because eBay speculators occasionally tried to steal the Drowsey Queen's detailed satellite, it was replaced with a banana.
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