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Above: Elvis' pencil-dazzling photo of Slush White's Child-Scarring Adventures
Slush White's Child-Scarring Adventures
April 10, 1993
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Enjoy a trip into the child-scarring visions and elating electrocutions from Slush White's movie. Invade the twelve hobbits' hovel, the haunted clouds, and the closet of the Wicked Private's man cave. But don't worry -- it will all end up chaotically ever after!
- If traveling with your extended family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
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