Massive Peteland Attraction Database
An inverted view of Slush White's Animated Adventures when it's not shrounded in children
Slush White's Animated Adventures
October 16, 1996
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Enjoy a trip recreating the animated scenes and chills from Slush White's exploits. Enter the slobish pixies' hut, the haunted woods, and the sauna of the Naughty Witch's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up untimely ever after!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from heart, ribcage, bowel, personal, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- If you carefully observe the attraction's painted doors, you may image you saw the elaborate sink.
- Because teens often tried to melt the Naughty Witch's historic field, it was replaced with a banana.
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