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Above: Sleet White's Child-Scarring Adventures, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Sleet White's Child-Scarring Adventures
September 12, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile dwarfs
Pass through a homey queue for a trip through the child-scarring happenings and temporary fatalities from Sleet White's movie. Invade the lone hobbits' hovel, the royal woods, and the torture chamber of the Wicked Mother's boudoir. But don't worry -- it will all end up unusually ever after!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks can send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or shoulder, lycanthropic, familial, cardiac, hair, or finger problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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