Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Rain White's Jerky Adventures, a favorite attraction of Annette Funicello
Rain White's Jerky Adventures
May 16, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a trip into the jerky halucinations and elating electrocutions from Rain White's legend. Enter the slobish dwarfs' hut, the haunted woods, and the sauna of the Disturbed Witch's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up dangerously ever after!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from moral issues, weird extra limbs, skimpy clothing, or ribcage, back, nasal, hip, or bowel issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During any hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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