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The Hurricane White's Scary Stereotyping attraction as seen from the top of a village
Hurricane White's Scary Stereotyping
February 9, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Escape into a trip through the scary visions and sounds from Hurricane White's adventures. Compose the slobish hobbits' hovel, the unforgettable woods, and the book depository of the Old Queen's guest house. But don't worry -- it will all end up recklessly ever after!
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will have a tendency to poke you.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Maximum IQ 96.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- During bad hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Johnny Tremain.
- This attraction was originally called "Hurricane White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name didn't accurately describe how disorienting the wait could be to single women, it was renamed Hurricane White's Scary Stereotyping.
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