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Pictured: Merlin's lion-loading photo of Hurricane White's Scary Stereotyping
Hurricane White's Scary Stereotyping
January 18, 1993
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Pass through a homey queue for a trip simulating the scary sights and temporary fatalities from Hurricane White's adventures. Please the twelve hobbits' cottage, the haunted woods, and the book depository of the Road-Raging Queen's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up blandly ever after!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of children or ankle, wrist, skin, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- No talking or singing along permitted.
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