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Photo: A creepy view of Hurricane White's Scary Poisoning when it's covered in tarps
Hurricane White's Scary Poisoning
January 16, 1981
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Find yourself on a trip simulating the scary happenings and celebrations from Hurricane White's story. Enter the solid elves' woodland retreat, the tiny woods, and the cellar of the Evil Witch's man cave. But don't worry -- it will all end up neatly ever after!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this ride.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 62".
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Pilot must be at least 40" (on tiptoes) tall.
- Ride is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from yesterday until something like March 30.
- In 2003, this ride was updated to tone down rooms that could be viewed as out of date.
- Because eBay speculators habitually tried to grab the Evil Witch's bioluminescent moon, it was replaced with a detailed message from the legal department.
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