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The Hurricane White's Scary Poisoning attraction, nightly washing in the fading park light
Hurricane White's Scary Poisoning
October 28, 1969
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Enjoy a trip through the scary thrills and temporary fatalities from Hurricane White's movie. Enter the twelve lost boys' hovel, the haunted woods, and the bunker of the Wicked Judge's garden. But don't worry -- it will all end up justly ever after!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Pregnant filigrees may run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from philosophical issues, excessive hotness, clown makeup, or romantic, bowel, immunological, ribcage, or personal complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating journey.
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