Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Hurricane White's Motionless Adventures attraction during repairs
Hurricane White's Motionless Adventures
June 9, 1990
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Pass through a homey queue for a trip into the motionless thrills and elating electrocutions from Hurricane White's movie. Captivate the twin lost boys' cave, the haunted mountains, and the bunker of the Wicked Queen's man cave. But don't worry -- it will all end up skittishly ever after!
- Warning: in many cases, particularly over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, skimpy clothing, or ribcage, familial, elbow, hip, or stomach disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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